jamaicanamazon:

mehreenqudosi:

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

Ayyyyyyyeeee

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

why did no one ever tell me hugh jackman didn’t know that wolverines were a real animal

imagine telling hugh jackman to go to the zoo

agnesandcecilia:

excima:

@tomfordvelvetorchid

turn the sound on for the love of god

siobhanblank:

glixbitch:

jooferslannister:

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

teathattast:

thebibliosphere:

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

karkittysbeats:

jehovahhthickness:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

justanawkwardvagina:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

is no one going to comment on the fact that the concept of Santa is also what sugar daddies are

Santa rewards good behavior, daddy likes me naughty tho

how do i Block people from commenting on my posts

yarky:

yarky:

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

maybe im the bad boy

petcareawareness:

businessinsider:

7 quirky cat behaviors and what they mean

I, personally, would have called this “7 perfectly normal but frequently misunderstood cat behaviors and what they mean”, but you get the point. 

- Grump

lejazzhot:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

alexander:

okay but this is me

fluffmugger:

catbountry:

The beginning.

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.